My new friend Will who I met at Spoonful of Poison has sent me a poem for my blog. What an honour! Thank you Will. It's delightful. In fact, it's two poems.
Nice, silly poems Will - are you a fan of Spike Milligan by any chance?
TO ALL CRITICS EVERYWHERE
Although you are entitled to your special point of view
I think you're a hermaphrodite. You know what YOU can do!
I could eat an elephant on toast, for just a snack
I could climb an oak tree with both hands behind my back
I could whistle "Dixie" while I drink a glass of milk
I could comb a coconut until it's smooth as silk
I could spell "chrysanthemum" without a calculator
I could build a house from two short planks and a potater
I could do most anything, and I could show you how
I could tell the truth, but I cannot be arsed right now.